Dear Conservatives:
Yesterday Michael McGruther said, “The Right is going to react and mock its way to another defeat. It’s depressing. Nothing builds up the Left’s candidates like the Right’s theatrical antics. Who is POTUS is exclusively determined by the Culture. What is Culture is determined by corporations and depth men.”
Is this inevitable? No. It is not. But preventing yet another defeat requires us to seize this moment.
And a tin cup.
I’ll explain.
Again, we need to seize this moment. More than a moment, it’s a movement. A movement that will lose momentum if don’t all get out and push. It started at the Republican National Convention last week, believe it or not. After a near tragedy we didn’t see anger, we didn’t see rage. No one was frothing at the mouth for vengeance. There was joy. There was a sense of fun. How can you look at Hulk Hogan and not smile?
Fun is exactly what we need to win the day. And yes, I know fun is a feeling.
It’s been said ad nauseam that “facts don’t care about your feelings,” which is inevitably true. Unfortunately, the people who say it most think that DESTROYING ARGUMENTS with facts and logic is helpful. Facts don’t need us to defend them or to be used as a cudgel to kill an untruth. Facts just are. Whatever we want to tell ourselves, they will bear out in the end. Getting all worked up and self righteous about having them on our side isn’t destroying arguments.
It’s destroying us.
So fellow conservatives, today I’m begging you, stop worrying about the facts and start having fun. It’s okay to love your country and rejoice in the truth of your convictions. Enjoy being who and what you are. Celebrate it. Leave politics to the politicians and pundits for now, and for heaven’s sake stop being so defensive. We know the facts on our side. Why can’t we let that be enough? The Left is in chaos right now. There’s anger, confusion, and hate, all of which are decidedly not fun.
So let’s party! Not because we hate them, but because we’re having a good time all on our own.
Donald Trump isn’t fighting a candidate. He’s fighting a corrupt system, and systems are defeated by culture. Building a culture is our fight, yet with MAGA he laid the groundwork. We can build on that with or without him now. I won’t worship Trump as the second coming of Jesus Christ, but I’m willing to be his fan as much as I’m a fan of Spiderman and Sylvester Stallone. There’s no reason for us to get weird about it. Trump is an awesome character, the leading man in the crazy narrative of US history. And it’s much easier not to inordinately idolize a character when you love the world (culture) of which he’s a part, of which we are a part, more than a man.
This is how we win people to our side—we show that we’re having a better time they are.
Remember the scene from Tombstone when Doc Holliday spins a cup? Doc could have killed Johnny Ringo right then and there with the fact that he was faster with a gun, and everyone would have known it. What did he do instead? He entertained himself and everyone in the saloon. Destroying Johnny Ringo would have made him respected, maybe feared. Indifferently mocking him and going on with his evening won him friends.
The fact that bad men come to bad ends came later. As it always will.
So friends, through the rest of this election season let’s spin some cups, crank up some feel-good tunes, watch some old Hulk Hogan matches, and amuse ourselves by telling stories about the things we love. The moment is ripe! We can organically grow something really special.
Let’s make pop culture great again!