Picking something to watch is overwhelming. I miss the days when I was limited by what was on the three or four good cable channels we had, and I used to avoid buying certain movies because I knew if I could watch them anytime I’d never watch them again. It’s like anything else, I suppose. Deadlines and limited time offers make decisions easier.
Now we have endless options and endless scrolling.
Last weekend I unintentionally simplified things for myself and only watched movies from 2005. Why that year? Well, first I put on Michael Bay’s The Island because it was getting attention on Criticless and I’d never seen it. [Short review: the action is good, Scar-Jo is hot, and everything else is stupid.] When I went looking for something else, I noticed Into the Blue was also from 2005 and I’d been wanting to see it. [Short review: the scenery is nice, Jessica Alba is hot, and the directing is bad.] Finally, I went looking for another 2005 movie to round out the day and settled on Mr. & Mrs. Smith, which I’ve seen many times. [Short review: the action is good, Angelina Jolie is hot, everything is perfect.]
But let’s not rush past the mostly (and justifiably) forgotten Into the Blue.
As I said, the movie is kind of a mess. The year after this director John Stockwell made the much better Blue Crush, and I can’t blame him for making back-to-back movies in tropical locations. But whereas Blue Crush is coming of age story, Into the Blue wants to be an Elmore Leonard crime movie and Stockwell just isn’t up for it. I don't mind that it’s a slow burn to the real violence, as everything up to that point is appealing. But when the action arrives, it’s a muddy mess.
What I liked:
Paul Walker already had two Fast and Furious movies under his belt, along with some other odds and ends, so he was about as comfortable on screen as he ever got. The guy wasn’t a great actor, but he had enough Boy Scout charm to make him relatable. As Jared he’s once again playing an everyman. Just an ordinary dude. An ordinary dude with a swimsuit quality girlfriend and a passion for treasure hunting, sure. That’s the sort of escapism we used to expect from movies. If this were made today he’d be a former Navy Seal and jacked to the gills.
I miss blue-collar heroes.
Everyone else in his circle is about the same. His girlfriend Sam (Jessica Alba) is supportive, to a degree. His best friend Bryce (Scott Caan) is a sleazy lawyer clown, and Bryce's latest conquest, Amanda (Ashley Scott) is stupid and selfish but not outrageously so. Even Jared’s antagonist, Bates (Josh Brolin) is an ordinary working man. They’re all close enough to reality that I don’t have to suspend too much disbelief. Plus, these are characters who change their minds, acknowledge mistakes, and (except for Amanda) not locked into archetypes.
Attractive people in exotic places doing exciting and interesting things? I’m in.
The treasure hunting aspect is interesting, as what’s shown is probably closer to reality than what we usually see. Sometimes I had the sense that I was learning something, as if I was watching The History Channel, but with more bikinis and fewer ancient aliens. Which gives me an idea… Never mind. The point is, I cared about the characters, what they were doing, and was entertained as they were doing it.
What I didn’t like:
Well, everything else. The acting isn’t great. The action is poorly directed. Josh Brolin’s facial hair is a travesty. Still, this is a movie I wouldn’t mind watching again and if you’ve never seen Into the Blue and it sounds appealing, it’s definitely worth a look. Makes me wonder what other gems from the early 00’s I missed.