The last two weekends I got some culture.
Kinda.
Years ago I watched Zeffirelli's classic film adaptation of Romeo and Juliet (1968) and remembered it being quite good. Rather than seeing it by force in a classroom, I watched it by choice. When it showed up on streaming I decided I should see it again before it left. Once again, I was not disappointed. While I don’t exactly seek out Shakespeare adaptations and therefore haven’t seen many, I think it’s safe to say Zeffirelli’s is the most faithful.
Even if the Moonlighting episode “Atomic Shakespeare” almost ruined it for me.
By casting age-appropriate actors (even if he asked them to do age-inappropriate things in front of the camera) and carefully recreating the period, Zeffirelli fully realized the tale of woe. That I have some experience with memorizing and performing Shakespeare certainly helped me follow along, but even if the dialog is a muddle to you, it’s a visual and heartfelt masterpiece. If you can set aside any resentment towards having the play forced upon you, and any cynicism about two overdramatic teenagers, the movie will sweep you away.
I even got a little emotional in the film’s final moments.
Then last weekend I put on the new movie Anyone But You, which I didn’t realize is a bastardization of Much Ado About Nothing (calling it a modern day adaptation or reinterpretation is too kind). Despite the Shakespeare graffiti early the film and the characters’ names (Bea and Ben), I didn’t catch the connection until Ben finds himself overhearing a staged conversation between two men trying to inspire in him some affection for Bea.
Only The Bard would think of that.
Despite the movie’s surprising popularity, it’s not good. At first I was going along with the beautiful people in an exotic place doing the exciting thing (falling in love), and I appreciated the Shakespearian influence. But as the film went on I started souring on it. Bea and Ben are despicable. She’s crass and unladylike. He’s the butt of every joke, emasculated at every turn, and the only one to apologize when she did the exact same things to him.
Everyone around them is a profane, pot-smoking, progressive.
Apparently I’m supposed to root for Bea and Ben because they’re beautiful? Well, as Shakespeare’s contemporary Sir Thomas Overbury observed, what they’ve got is only skin deep. Underneath, they aren’t the sort of people with whom I’d want to align myself. The only thing Anyone But You has going for it is the remaining shreds of Shakespeare and Sydney Sweeney’s, er, assets.
The only emotion I felt at the end was disappointment.
However, given the movie’s success and all the buzz (most of it negative) about a new stage production of Romeo and Juliet, we should probably expect to see more Shakespeare on screen very soon. And since Hollywood always takes the wrong lessons, it’ll probably just as forgettable and stupid as Anyone But You, rather than as transportive as Romeo and Juliet.
Or hilarious as “Atomic Shakespeare.”