It was a very good day when TV Land got added to my parents' cable package and I could finally see The A-Team. When they'd run weekend long marathons I would program the VCR to catch specific episodes that were on in the middle of the night and I don't doubt that I've seen everything (including the very bad final season). I didn't have to watch very many before realizing that they only had one story, which they told a little differently each time.
Then I realized that I saw the same story beats in movies, and my life was never the same.
About the time I was getting into the TV show there was a lot of talk online about a movie remake. I remember reading that George Clooney wanted to play Hannibal Smith if he could star in a Magnum P.I. movie. Obviously, Jim Carrey was the only choice for Murdock. I don't remember the rest of the fan-casting, but I was all for it.
By 2010, when the movie finally came to fruition, Hollywood had a new A-list for The A-Team.
Initially, I wasn't sold on Liam Neeson for Hannibal. He didn't seem smug enough. Bradley Cooper was a fine Faceman, I guessed. Even though I'd seen District 9 and wasn't overly impressed, I was willing to give Sharlto Copley a chance as Howlin' Mad Murdock. And while I knew no one could fill Mr. T's sneakers, at least Quinton Jackson looked the part.
Not sure why I didn't see it in the theater.
Back around the time of the movie's release I watched a bootleg on my iPod Touch, and I didn't watch it again until now. Why, I don't know. Because it's pretty great and a shame that we didn't get a franchise. This should've been 20th Century Fox's Pirates of the Caribbean (for which I did my first story outline when I realized what bothered me was that it didn't follow The A-Team formula).
Maybe we just weren't in the right place as a country for this movie. Or maybe the industry sabotaged it.
These days audiences are more forgiving when it comes to absurd action that plays more like cartoons than reality, which is exactly how this movie operates. For everything Joe Carnahan's version gets wrong about the laws of physics and probability it gets right about action movies. Even during exposition scenes there's something to look at. It's an origin story where the characters arrive fully formed. While they have fun with the characters, they remain true to what we remember from the show.
So yeah, I came around on the cast.
And what of the characters? They're confident, capable, patriotic servicemen. They go up against military contractors and the CIA and work with the Department of Defense even when they're treated unjustly. Compare that with The Hurt Locker, which won endless praise and Best Picture the same year. The soldiers are near-psychotic and unstable at worst, heartless and inhuman at best (I've heard, not having seen the movie).
One movie is celebrated, and the other panned. I wonder why?
Unfortunately, The A-Team isn't as streamlined in its storytelling as the source show. What's the plot? No clue. Don't care. It's fun in spite of its faults. I wish it was better, but its heart is in the right place. I'll be adding to my physical media library ASAP.