I’m developing a set of guidelines when it comes to what I’ll watch.
It’s not a content based list, like “No R-rated movies” or “No sexual content.” Movies sometimes need to reflect the real world to get their point across, just as they often need to cast reality aside to entertain, and I think by now I’m wise enough to discern the difference. But even with the recent Hollywood strikes putting a kink in the production to screen pipeline, we’re drowning in content.
Content is the problem. Content is why I need guidelines.
What makes content its own subgenre of film is that it's mass produced to be watched once. I saw this distinction coming years ago when Netflix got into the movie business. Some of their early stuff was good, some bad, most middling, and rarely did anyone declare it a forever favorite. Most of it never came to physical media, and we didn’t care. Over the years, it’s only gotten worse.
Now content is on our movie screens and available in 4k UHD at Wal-Mart.
In the past I tried to find a balance between old movies everyone has seen and new movies everyone was talking about. But at the end of the year, I’d go through my film diary and see a handful of newer titles I’d completely forgotten. Some of them had even earned me some money from writing reviews. Almost all of them were straight-to-streaming. What was the point? In a year no one will mention them.
There’s no lasting conversation.
But I'll watch stupid popcorn movies like Godzilla x Kong, because I like action cartoons for grownups.
From now on, if a movie smells like “hit it and forget it” content I’m going to skip it. Thanks to sites like Criticless I can learn all about the new movies without having to watch them. Recent examples of movies that don’t pass the smell test are Damsel, Lisa Frankenstein, and the Road House remake. If I’m wrong and five years from now there’s still a discussion to be had around anything I chose to avoid because of bad reviews, no harm done. It’ll probably still be available.
If it’s really, really bad, the streamers will pull them from their servers.
Another type of movie I’m skipping is anything that exists to both take advantage of a toxic zeitgeist and feed it. The future we imagine is too often the culture we get. So this rules out most of the post-apocalyptic genre. Many of these stories pit neighbor against neighbor, which is no more true than the idea that homosexuals make up a huge proportion of the population and need equivalent representation in our movies. And we see what that’s doing to our so-called society.
People are confused. Especially our impressionable youth.
Turn off the TV. Get off the internet. You’ll see what I mean.
Movies like Knock at the Cabin, Leave the World Behind, and last weekend’s Civil War fall into this category. Maybe we’ll still be thinking about them in time, but only because they’re responsible for poisoning the cultural well. Call me a philistine for skipping on Civil War if you want, but right now I refuse to play Alex Garland’s game. Movies like this remind me of the classic film High Noon, which was penned as a warning against current events and is preachy, melodramatic, and and untrue. Rather, give me a post-apocalyptic El Dorado, that shows decent men and women coming together to stand against the chaos.
That’s not just reflective of the world we know and love, it’s also something I hope to see more of in my community.