How did I, as a 40 year old bachelor, end up watching Legally Blonde alone on a Saturday afternoon?
Well in my defense, I put it on because my mom was with me and I thought she'd like the dog and the effervescent Reese Witherspoon. However, Mom tolerance for anything that doesn't immediately grab her interest is pretty low and the second she gets bored she just gets up and walks away. Which is what happened about halfway through the movie.
By this point I was committed. Maybe not invested in this heroine's journey. But darn it! I'd see it through.
Besides, Legally Blonde is referenced in many screenwriting books, so obviously there must be some value in it. As far as that goes, I found plenty to appreciate. It would have been easy to write Elle as a cartoon character or girl boss, but properly developed characters are just a little inconsistent. Just like real people. We see that Elle is oblivious to some things, and keenly aware of others. This makes the setups and payoffs satisfying, and the pace at which they're doled out is good. So even though this movie was never meant for me, I can still appreciate from a technical and aesthetic standpoint.
Roger Ebert gave it 3 stars, too.
As entertainment and not just an academic exercise, the movie is amusing enough. Some of the jokes that haven't aged well are funnier now for that very reason. The granola looking women's studies major who started a chapter of "Lesbians Against Drunk Driving" line wouldn't get past the sensitivity readers today, even if anyone in Hollywood would think to write it.
I suspect the current batch of screenwriters are that woman. So where's the joke?
Witherspoon bubbles along nicely, and since I'm not gay I liked watching her. At 96 minutes the movie doesn't overstay its welcome, while still managing to cover a lot of ground. I do wish her moment to shine hadn't come at the expense of a male character (the only mean-spirited, sour note in the whole movie), but I'm willing to overlook it. Sure, Legally Blonde may have just been warming the waters to boil us frogs in wokeism. But I know when to jump out of the pot and I think anyone reading this does as well.
Would I watch it again? Maybe. Hopefully just not by myself.