Growing up, my parents didn't want me watching Nickelodeon (so I went to friends' houses). When I was watching Nick it was in the early days, with the Canadian You Can't Do That on Television (which made me uncomfortable enough), and black and white reruns of Lassie. My favorite part of the day was when Nickelodeon switched to Nick-At-Nite and I could watch more of the classics.
Anyone else remember the St. Patrick’s Day when they turned My Three Sons green?
By the time Nickelodeon became a Disney rival I’d already moved on and never watched any of the Dan Schneider produced shows discussed in the new documentary Quiet On Set. So with that said, I didn’t come into it with any nostalgia to lose, though that hardly made it any easier to watch. The four part docuseries is bookended with stories of Schneider's reign of terror. That the guy is a tyrannical creep has been common knowledge online for years now.
At times this simply felt like a targeted hit piece against him.
But in the middle two installments we see the bigger picture. Schneider may have been grossly inappropriate (and just gross), with a sick sense of humor when it came to sexualizing kids. He may have been racist and sexist, too. But unlike some of the people he employed, his mistreatment of children seems to have stopped at exploitation in front of the camera and driving wedges between them and their parents.
Still a pathetic, despicable excuse for a human being.
The stories covered in episodes two and three are truly heartbreaking, especially what happened to superstar Drake Bell. Sadly, tween starring TV shows are havens for predators. They can't get within 500 feet of a school, yet they can and do get hired to be on these TV productions. And as long as they don't get caught and provide the hits the studios needs, they're allowed to come right on in. What happens to adults in the industry is pretty awful and rarely discussed.
What makes Quiet On Set significant is that addresses something far, far worse.
Infuriatingly, this is unlikely to change. In 20 years we'll probably see another doc just like this, just with different names and in a different style. As far as this production goes, I think the matter is handled tastefully and the individuals aren’t being exploited a second time. There's nothing titillating about any of this. Yet it is content, and all the drama is ramped up to keep us glued to our screens despite the disturbing narrative of exploitation and abuse. The only way they could have created a bigger impact would have been getting more big name stars to sit down in front of the camera.
I suspect that other than Bell, most of them are too broken or still too afraid.
This isn't a must-watch for everyone. But if you're interested in the media machine, it's well worth your time. Unfortunately.