First thing yesterday morning I hurt my back. After a night of poor sleep, I probably shouldn’t have been using such heavy weights or possibly training at all. But I didn’t consider that. I thought things were going pretty well, as in my first two sets of dumbbell squats I was getting lower than normal with no discomfort. Then, on the second rep of my final set, I got deep into the movement, started up, and everything in my lower back lit up like warning light.
And a heat lamp.
I was done, right then and there. Before coming upstairs I did some rolling and stretches to try and start recovery and keep things from getting worse, but for the rest of the day I took it easy. My central nervous system was all out of whack, so at times my entire body felt weak and something I can only describe as feverish, though it wasn’t quite a fever. This morning I still hurt, still feel off, and my brain is sluggish.
Coffee is inflammatory, but I’ll take my chances.
After lunch I laid down for a nap and I think I fell asleep, which is rare. You ever start to drift off and suddenly jump or stumble in bed, as if you’re falling off a curb? I had that, only instead of kicking my legs my arms flew out as if I was catching a beach ball. That was new. Fortunately, I didn’t have any cats in bed with me, or they might have gone flying.
Weird.
At any rate, as soon as felt that pain I knew that my day would alternate between rest and pacing the house. While my mom slept I watched an episode from season two of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but I knew she wouldn’t want to continue watching it with me. I was still in the mood for a CW show, though, so I switched to Smallville, something I haven’t revisited in decades. I figured Mom would tolerate anything with John Schneider, and I was more or less right. We watched the first two episodes together.
If you haven’t watched the show in a while, it’s refreshing.
When Lana teases Clark about being upset by a boy, to which he quickly and emphatically says, “No!” there’s no need for him to apologetically add, “Not there’s anything wrong with that.” This was the early 00’s, when it was still okay to be a white, heterosexual male who wouldn't consider swinging the other way to avoid being judged. All Clark wants, in his boyish and awkward way, is to win the girl’s affection and, if he must, protect her.
This being a Superman show, of course he has to protect her. Smallville is full of freaks.
I remember Smallville being a “freak of week” show in its early seasons (college got in the way, so I never finished the series and don’t know what it became), but these first two episodes surprised me. Like its inspiration, Buffy, the supernatural threat still spends most of the story simmering on the back burner while we focus on the characters’ struggles.
Unlike current comic book movies, Smallville is sincere.
By today’s standards, newer audiences might find the show too sincere, sappy like a Hallmark movie with horror elements. But even the misguided Zack Snyder movies recognized that Superman is a symbol of hope, and sincerity and snark simply cannot occupy the same space (something Snyder missed). Bruce Wayne can have all the cynicism of the big city, but Clark Kent is from the “Creamed Corn Capitol of the World.”
Which tells us who live nearby (the majority of Americans) everything we need to know.
Smallville couldn’t coast on its comic book bona fides. This was pre Iron Man, before geek culture was cool. It had to be a story that would play well in the heartland, in spite of being about a super hero. The “no flights, no tights” rule was a necessary creative boundary to give the show wide appeal.
And it worked.
While I hate hurting and want to get back to my workouts, I’m glad I had an excuse to go back to Smallville and see what was, and what I hope will be again. We don’t have superhero fatigue as much as we have unappealing superhero fatigue. Aspirational stories are in short supply right now, so we have to look back to find them. I love the aesthetic of the show, from the colors, to the music, to the awkward optimism.
Smallville, for all its faults, isn’t a bad place to visit.