A real exchange I had on Twitter when I saw a friend was watching Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom.
Me: I've almost started several times this weekend.
Friend: You could do worse. Or better, lol
Me: Last night I was literally debating between Aquaman 2 and Citizen Kane. So I settled on The Three Stooges.
As I recall, the first Aquaman movie was Thor with fish, and I found it mildly entertaining in that beautiful people, in exotic places, doing exciting stuff metric I use. Now that I've sat through the sequel (to say I watched it would be generous, as my Twitter feed was more interesting) I wish I'd stuck with Larry, Moe, and Curly. 80 years old and they're still more entertaining.
The entire movie feels like a checklist, going from one story beat to the next, punctuated with action set pieces. This thing is way too exposition heavy for a comic book movie, and all the voiceovers and that aren't voiceovers (the most clever thing here) reveal the heavy editing.
I blame Amber Heard more than WB.
Dumb, colorful action movies are among my favorites. Unfortunately, this one starts and sputters like a reanimated corpse of a movie. Low as my expectations were, they weren't low enough.