It’s no secret that I love the western genre. I read the novels, I watch the movies. Growing up, my Saturday afternoons were nothing but hours of classic TV horse operas and Lego with my sister. We even put our birthday money together one year and bought Fort Legoredo, which I still have in my basement and will rebuild again someday. But I digress. In the evenings, after the TV westerns had run their course, the cable channel would sometimes show a John Wayne movie.
So I’ve seen many, if not most, of those, too.
But last winter I started delving into the b-movies with stars like Randolph Scott and Audie Murphy that were never on television. It’s a shame that their work has never been as readily available as the Duke’s, because even if the movies aren’t as good (a subjective measure, I suppose), they are entertaining. Even now, the only way to see them is on the Starz streaming service or to buy them on disc.
Being the physical media fan that I am, I’m buying them on disc.
Yesterday my mom, sister, and I watched Ride a Crooked Trail from KL’s Audie Murphy Collection Vol. 1 (sans Lego). Mom and I had seen the movie before, but it was my sister’s first time seeing a Murphy western. While this time he doesn’t play the sort of aloof, tough guy that he does so well in other pictures, I think this more comedic turn is a great introduction and is a movie I already look forward to watching again.
It’s also a movie that provides a framework for telling a “based” story right.
Murphy plays Joe Maybe, a bankrobber and natural conman on the run from US Marshal Jim Noonan. After Noonan falls to his death while pursuing Maybe, the young outlaw rides Noonan’s horse into the next town, where the local judge (Walter Mathau, made up to look decades older) assumes Maybe is Noonan and there to provide some law and order. Maybe decides to play along in hopes of robbing the bank, which is expecting a large deposit.
Ah, the good ol' days before photo ID!
His first day on the job Maybe’s ruse is almost exposed with the arrival of his old flame, Tessa (Gia Scala), a creole beauty with a taste for whiskey, dancing, and sleeping late. But to maintain his cover, he persuades to her to pose as his wholesome-as-the-day-is-long wife. The judge sets them up in a fully furnished, two-bedroom house and the whole town welcomes the “newlyweds” with open arms.
Complications ensue.
For one thing, Tessa’s new boyfriend, Sam Teeler (Henry Silva), and his gang of robbers are on their way to “help” Maybe rob the bank. For another, the judge’s young ward, the orphaned Jimmy, needs a proper family and the kindhearted townfolk know just the couple. Maybe sees a lot of himself in Jimmy and doesn’t want to see him follow the same path. Tessa has a more difficult time keeping up appearances, and is disgusted when Maybe sends Teeler and Co. on their way.
And she will be no man's housekeeper and cook!
Things start to fall apart when Jimmy moves himself in, leaving Maybe without a bedroom and forcing him to sleep in the bathtub. Jimmy’s no fool. Meanwhile, Tessa betrays Maybe by distracting him and the judge while Teeler’s men sneak into town. But even she has started softening to domestic life. Will everyone end up reformed and live happily ever after?
Do you really have to ask?
What makes Ride a Crooked Trail so perfect is that it simply assumes that what we today call a “trad life” is the best life, the obvious desired endpoint. There’s no need to beat the audience over the head with a message when you’re completely sincere in what you believe is beautiful and true. There’s no argument when you can’t fathom a serious counterargument. While Maybe and Tessa had to take a crooked trail, living as crooks, to arrive at that conclusion is fine, because that’s where the drama is and the best westerns are redemption tales.