On Monday I talked about the new Dungeons & Dragons movie and how not only does it emasculate its men, but is also painfully ironic. No moment of sincerity goes by without it getting undercut by a joke. We’re meant to feel superior to the story at every turn, and even as we laugh at the absurdity we should feel a little disappointed.
So heroism isn’t real or to be taken seriously?
Ironically, I bookended D&D with two films that neither denied men their manliness nor used humor as subversion. First I watched the Arnold Schwarenzegger classic Predator. I’d seen the movie once before, in a cable TV edit, and remember enjoying it quite a bit. Watching now, uncut, I liked it just as much. Schwarenzegger plays Dutch, leader of a team of commandos, who go into the South American jungle on a rescue mission. Of course, the rescue mission isn’t a rescue mission, and they end up having a close encounter of alien monster vs action hero kind.
There’s no knitting. They’re too busy blowing things up and deforesting with machine guns for that.