And we’ve come to the season finale of The Ark, and I’m happy to report that it is not the series finale. It looks like sometime in the near future we’ll have more stories from our new, favorite crew. After the ending credits rolled, I opened Twitter and saw people complaining about what Star Wars and Star Trek have become. The sad truth is, the legacy franchises are broken beyond repair. What makes The Ark so special is that it doesn’t have any baggage or enough social cachet to be used as a soapbox.
Forget Rotten Tomatoes– The Ark is undeniably fresh.
Tonally, “Everybody Wins” is a little scattered. There’s a scene early in the episode that is hilarious and the actors play the comedy well. Even the music is unlike anything we’ve heard used before. It sticks out, as if the editors had suddenly introduced Star Wars style wipes for transitions. Yet it’s played so well, and the characters remain so true to how they’ve been created, that I have to forgive it.
The main thing is [SPOILER] Brice gets cured thanks to the magic spiders’ venom.
Garnet, William Trust (rhymes with Elon Musk), and Angus make it back to Ark 1 unscathed and Garnet immediately begins working out a truce with Evelyn Maddox. She offers to share the Klampkin’s cure and start the planet spinning to make it habitable if Maddox agrees to live in peace with them. The only man in the universe who can turn a planet, William Trust (rhymes with Elon Musk) hates this plan, since Maddox’s daughter Kelly killed his wife, but Garnet forces him to help.
Once again, Cat gets a completely useless scene. Once again, I wonder if it’s contractual.
Maddox is no more thrilled with the truce than Trust, but desperate for a cure she agrees to release Lane and come aboard Ark 1 for treatment. Lane had managed to damage Ark 15 before his inevitable recapture (in another moment played for laughs), so Maddox doesn’t have much leverage anyway. Lane tells her that she can trust Garnet, and because of everything we’ve seen we know it’s true.
Maddox and Lane are supposed to come alone, but Kelly stows away.
No one wants to see Kelly (because she’s a psycho!), but she manages to convince everyone that she just wants to be with her mom. Of course, at the first opportunity she escapes and goes off to find and kill Angus. The Klampkin’s cure works as well on Maddox on it did on Brice, and some goodwill is helpful when she finds Kelly in a pool of blood. When the red-headed psycho attacked Angus, Alicia stepped in with a shovel. Let’s be honest, Kelly had it coming. Without the resources to do brain surgery, there’s not much Dr. Kabir can do, so mother and daughter return to Ark 15.
Now it’s time to get the planet spinning.
Unfortunately, while William Trust (rhymes with Elon Musk) has the knowhow to do it, he’s also devious enough to do it in a way that will kill Maddox and everyone on her ship. Once again, he’s outsmarted by Alicia and once again Brice gets to punch Trust in the face (“That never gets old”). But now Garnet is faced with an impossible choice: risk their lives and save Ark 15, or play it safe and let them die.
Is it even a choice?
Since the show has a second season, it’s no spoiler to say that they don’t die. But the season still manages to end on a cliffhanger. I’m sure at the end of production they were still uncertain, and if it had ended here fans like me would have had a ball speculating. As it stands, Dean Devlin and company have left themselves plenty of room for more stories. For a show that burns through plots like rocket fuel, that took both restraint and foresight. I don’t say this often, but I think I’ll be rewatching the first season in anticipation of the second, whenever it may arrive.
Everybody wins. Especially us fans.