Apparently it’s board game week on The Babylon Bee podcast, and I’ve got to be honest: I don’t really like games. Too often they seem like a substitute for organic interaction. Can’t we just talk? Get to know each other? Exchange some ideas? Maybe they sometimes get used that way, which is unfortunate. Because if I really stop to think about it, some of my favorite memories do involve games around the kitchen table.
Every so often my family would turn off the TV and play a game. One of our favorites was Labyrinth (which has nothing to do with movie). It’s an ever-changing maze game, so you never have the same session twice. You have to use some strategy as you work toward your goals and try to make life difficult for everyone else, yet it’s simple enough for all ages.
No home is complete without a Clue board. My dad grew up playing this with his siblings, and continued enjoying it into middle age. He even designed his own cards to add complexity and make deductions that much faster. Someday I hope to write a great murder mystery novel, but honestly I’m not sure I’m up to the challenge. Perhaps it's better to leave it to the masters. At least if I want some firsthand experience solving a murder, I have options.
My sister I weren’t allowed to be a team for this game. It was too easy for us to wordlessly communicate with subtle looks and gestures, and apparently that’s “cheating” or something. While I really don’t like any sort of game, I prefer cards to boards. Sequence is a nice compromise. I think Grandma felt the same way and played it with us, though she called “Sequins.”
You might know it as Parcheesi or Sorry, but in my heart it will always be Aggravation, the king of all board games. Grandma’s formica kitchen table was dented from all the dice clattering as we played this every night with her and Grandpa. They had a homemade board (it’s in my kitchen right now) that Grandpa’s uncle made from a piece of pink countertop. I was always green, my sister blue, Grandma white, and Grandpa black. To the end of her days, Grandma was a ruthless player and usually won. And if you won’t play Aggravation with me, I’m not sure we can be friends.
It’s been years since I had a true game night. Now that I’m getting all nostalgic, I kinda miss it. Those days are long gone, of course. But maybe someday I’ll make some new memories with a new family.