Last night I stayed up a little late and finished reading On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, partly because I wasn’t tired and mostly because it's just that good.
The old James Bond novels sometimes get some hate. Not only is Bond a misogynist, he’s also casually racist. Well, I wasn’t going to make him my role model anyway. Unless you want to end up like Andrew Tate, you probably shouldn’t make him your roll model either. No one ever complains about Bond’s alcohol intake, his cold-blooded killing, or unrealistic beauty standard (the guy has to be human perfection to do all that he does, come on!).
It’s escapism, and odds are no one is forcing anyone to read James Bond.
OHMSS opens with Bond returning to the Casino Royale, as he does every year for a cool vacation and a somber moment to remember a lost love. In Thunderball, Blofeld escaped and the international manhunt is ongoing, but even spies need time to refresh themselves. While driving to the casino he gets into a friendly car chase with a beautiful woman (because of course he does) and it turns out they’re going to the same place (because of course they are).
Later he saves her some embarrassment at the gaming table. She lets him use her (and of course he does).
Again, he’s not a role model. Bonds chivalry comes with strings, so is it really chivalry? The girl’s name is Tracy and she’s really messed up. We learn that she had a rebellious adolescence, a bad marriage, lost a child. Through a series of events that don’t really matter (or at least, I don’t recall them now), Bond ends up meeting her father, Marc-Ange Draco, capu of Europe’s largest crime syndicate.
Nice guy. They hit it off.
Marc-Ange may be just the man to track down Blofeld when the government cannot. All he asks in return is that Bond marry his daughter, fix her, and in return he’ll give Bond a huge some of money. Well, even Bond has some scruples. He agrees to do what he can for Tracy, which is good enough for Marc-Ange. But somehow, Bond ends up falling for her anyway. Hard. So when (in the service of his country, natch) he’s “forced” to bed another girl he feels really bad about it.
Uh-huh.
Seems Blofeld has given up on nuclear warfare and moved into bioterror. He’s also got an egomaniacal desire to prove his royal lineage, which is nearly his downfall and how Bond gets close enough to see him for the first time. He just has to go undercover as nebbish bookworm. I don’t remember any of this from the movie (which I’ve seen twice), but that’s okay.
The book is usually better.
I loved the three chases, which are all distinct and nonstop thrills. Fleming writes them in long paragraphs with lots of exclamation points, presumably because he too was thrilling in the moment of their composition. It’s always nice to know that the author is having just as much fun as we are. But he also shows no mercy to his protagonist, punishing him again and again. Physically. Emotionally.
So he shows no mercy to the reader. Fleming makes sure we feel every hit.
Another thing I’ve noticed, which I enjoy, is that Bond is a Renaissance man. Despite growing up poor and therefore will always be a little rough around the edges, he’s cultured. He speaks multiple languages, knows how to handle himself in society or a back alley, can order fine wine or slug whiskey. As I mentioned before, Bond is also an athlete. In Thunderball we see him as skilled diver, and here he’s also a master of downhill skiing and all other winter sports.
Not a role model, but he’s still aspirational.
Even after two novels back-to-back, I’m looking forward to starting You Only Live Twice tonight. Will Bond get his revenge? Will Blofeld be brought to justice? What new skills will Bond demonstrate this time? I can hardly wait to find out. And if there’s anything I don’t like, I don’t have to dwell on it. Like Kirk with Khan, I can admire and loath the guy at the same time.