According to my Letterboxd diary I’ve seen 26 movies from this year, and while it’s possible that I’ll squeeze in another before the end of year, it’s unlikely. So let’s take a moment to rank my top ten movies of 2022 (so far).
Top 10 of 2022
Ambulance - When you stop to think about it, the “hero” isn’t very heroic. The ends don’t justify the means. That said, drones! Ambulance puts the petal to the metal and doesn’t let up once it gets going, and sometimes we just want to go for a ride.
Father Stu - Is it a great movie? No. But it is a great story. Mel Gibson gives one of his best performances in recent memory.
Uncharted - Arguably the worst movie to make the top ten, I’m a sucker for a treasure hunting adventure movie. The adventure aspect takes a nap partway through, but the climax is bonkers enough to redeem. I also really love the score.
Troll - Another example of experience over substance, I still had fun with Troll and all it offers. There’s a reverence for folklore on display that we don’t usually get in monster movies, and it avoids the pitfalls of an easy environmentalist message. Does the conspiracy theorist in me think it’s predictive programming for coming events? Maybe. But on the surface, it’s just a fun story about appreciating family and respect for the old ways.
The Gray Man - Such a stupid movie. I loved it. While the book moves right along, the film adaptation is the same story but on speed. Chris Evans seems to have wandered in from a different movie, true, but Gosling’s wry style works as a nice balance. Hopefully this gets a 4k release, because it’s got visual flare.
See How They Run - If we get nothing else from the success of Knives Out (which I strongly dislike), I’m thankful that it’s proven a market for funny ensemble murder mysteries. Hopefully we get more like this.
Death on the Nile - My metric for a good movie is beautiful people in exotic places doing exciting things. To that end, Kenneth Branagh’s sequel is a rousing success. If nothing else, it made my TV look good. It has all the hallmarks of old-school Hollywood (music, sex, thrills, humor, etc.) and I want to go back.
Dead for a Dollar - Threadbare budget notwithstanding, Walter Hill gave us 2022’s great B-western. It deals with complex, timeless issues without getting preachy, ultimately sure-footed and entertaining.
The Northman - More an experience than a story (and I wish we could get back to stories, despite many of the films on this list that are even worse in that regard), it’s a heck of an experience. Part Viking fever dream, part revenge fantasy, The Northman leaves an impression.
Top Gun: Maverick - No surprise that this is my number one, and I’m hardly alone in that. Cruise’s vanity project is entertaining, doesn’t undercut his hero (like the recent Star Wars movies do), and actually makes the original a better movie. This was another score that I listened to multiple times.
Honorable Mention
The Batman - Overlong, dark, and grimy, The Batman didn’t appeal to me. Pattinson’s “superhero” physique makes me look impressive, so the best thing I can say is that the car chase is awesome (even if it’s just an excuse for a stupid pun).