I love a mystery, and I love Christmas stories, and I really love blending genres. So I recently started listening to The Big Book of Christmas Mysteries, edited by the legendary Otto Penzler. Short stories like these are great listening while I do quick tasks, driving to town, or cooking dinner. These days short stories tend to be heavy and meaningful, but once upon a time they were printed in magazines (like Playboy!) for light reading.
Entertain me and let me find edification elsewhere.
With 50 stories (the print version has even more) and running 32 and a half hours, I’ve barely scratched the surface of this collection. If I had a physical copy I’d probably just flip around to my favorite authors, and at some point I’ll probably start skipping around in the audiobook too. But for now I’m taking each story as it comes, getting introduced to some new-to-me writers along the way. The only Donald E. Westlake I’ve read was dark and gritty, though apparently he made his name writing humorous mysteries.
Now I want to read more.
The anthology is divided into sections where all the stories have a particular flavor. Authors from all eras, from contemporary to Conan Doyle, fit neatly into each category. Even though I just read “Christmas Party” by Rex Stout, I’m looking forward to hearing it soon. Andrew Klavan has a story as well. The Ellery Queen story “The Adventure of the Dauphin’s Doll” doesn’t really work well in audio, as the authors sometimes wrote in a stagey style, but I still enjoyed it.
And there isn’t even a murder!
The three narrators of the audiobook are all British, which works well for the European stories. Their American accents are a little distracting at times. However, there’s a long tradition of telling stories at Christmas, so I appreciate the way that audiobooks have in a sense revived the oral tradition. Sometimes we don’t need perfection as much as we just need to hear a voice telling us a story.
“Tell me a story, tell me a story, tell me a story, remember what you said!”
Some of the stories are humorous, others melancholy, and I expect a later section will get downright chilling. That’s okay. I’m here for the Christmas flavors, characters, twists and turns. Penzler provides a brief biographical sketch of each author to introduce the story, which makes this collection more satisfying than searching out the public domain stories on their own.
Christmas is a sacred time and crime (especially murder) is to defile it.
A good mystery sets up a world where something has gone terribly wrong and makes it right. There’s justice to be found. Christmas should be a happy time, yet it’s also a time when we can’t help but remember the things we’ve lost. Maybe the old church is gone, family members lost, friends moved far away. Maybe the present is just too chaotic. The world of a short story is compact and unchanging. We can’t live there. We can visit anytime we want.
Maybe someday I'll get the paperback and spend an evening reading it aloud to people I love.