I've recently become aware of the world of professional eating. Proving once again that, thanks to social media, if you have a camera and charisma, you can make a living doing just about anything. Professional eating is different from competitive eating, in that the professional eater isn't racing to eat more hot dogs than everyone else at the table. He or she has a set amount of food to eat in a designated amount of time.
It's a marathon, not a sprint.
My favorite professional eater has a YouTube channel called Katina Eats Kilos, where 5 foot 2 inch Katina travels the country (and now the world) doing food challenges with her boyfriend Randy Santel, who has his own brand. Watching this petite blonde put away meals designed to feed small families is impressive.
Curious about her, I did a search for interviews, of which there are many. Katina was a chunky little kid. In her early 20's she got serious about her health, got in fantastic shape, and joined the military. In the mess hall she gained a reputation for eating salads so big they'd warp the paper plates. Later, she took her fitness so far that she competed in bodybuilding. It was while she was on a highly restricted diet that she discovered eating videos and started watching for the vicarious pleasure.
I've been there. Maybe I still am.
While she didn't use PEDs, some of the other girls did. Consequently, they were much bigger than she was. So Katina decided to eat more. One day she decided to get a $90 camera and do her first food challenge, and the rest is history. For a while she was still able to maintain her fitness, and while she's still far from obese, going through her videos now you can see she's put on a little weight.
How could she not?
Honestly, I'm starting to feel sorry for Katina. Sure, she made her own choice. But what started out as fun has clearly turned into a job, and I'm not sure the regret she sometimes expresses in her videos is just banter for the camera. Eating enormous amounts of food is how she pays her bills. The travel she gets to do as a part of it must be nice, and that's clearly what she loves. Making the videos also allows her to express her creativity, which she mentions in the interviews is a real passion for her.
Still, I wonder if she feels trapped.
If Katina stops eating kilos she'll have to rebrand herself and risk starting all over again. It will change her relationship with her boyfriend and her celebrity will wane. If not flicker out forever. What a weird problem. But if she wants to maintain her health, eventually she'll have to retire. The clock is ticking.
There's a five-pound burrito food challenge near me. "You gonna do it?" my sister asked. "You could."
Well yes, I think I could. Katina explains that lean people tend to do better in eating challenges because they don't have as much fat pressing down on their organs, and if you've seen me eat you know I probably share Katina's genetic gift for taking down huge meals.
But what does it prove? How can eating so much compare to the accomplishment of running a race, lifting a weight, or even writing a novel from start to finish?
Willpower, perhaps. Or strategy. Proving one's self?
Maybe someday I'll try a food challenge just for the experience. The 72oz steak challenge in Texas looks like fun, I'm not gonna lie. And that five-pound burrito may someday call my name. But there's living to eat, eating to live, and eating to make a living. And if that last one sounds good, I'd say be careful what you wish for.