Imagine you pull into the drive-in theater some muggy summer night. The trailers unspool and up on the screen you see a 1970 Dodge Challenger screaming down a country road pursued by a police cruiser. Cut to a guy picking up a woman in a bar, who warns him about her husband, and then back to the car skidding to a stop. The gravel-voiced narrator rumbles, “Chuck Melville managed to stay out of trouble for six months following his release from the Texas state prison.”
Crash cut to the woman from the bar shooting a cop and Chuck looking horrified.
The trailer continues, with Chuck explaining to his cousin Dean a plan to run a million dollars worth of weed to Idaho and Dean asking why. Cut to Evil Knievel strutting towards his rocket cycle. Then a fat, angry sheriff making oaths, a drug dealer screaming about stolen product using karate, more chases, violence, and a girl taking off her top.
The trailer ends with the narrator saying, LOWDOWN ROAD!
And that’s the book I just read. Imagine an X-rated, grindhouse Dukes of Hazzard novelization and you’ll be in the right ballpark. After ex-con Chuck steals his cousin’s Challenger, gets framed for killing a deputy, and then shoots the man’s wife, he decides the only way to make things better is to steal a truckload of weed. Yeah, that’ll help. And since Dean is now implicated in the murders, he has to go along with it.
Oh, but author Scott Van Doviak is just getting started.
See, Sheriff Giddings was having an affair with his deputy’s wife and wants revenge. Turns out, he’s just crazy enough to leave a series of bodies in his wake as he goes after Chuck and Dean. Meanwhile, the local drug dealer from whom they stole the weed, Antoine, is also after them. Along the way he finds a brief romance with a young man. The best the cousins do is some quickie sex, upsetting an outlaw biker gang, and getting captured by crazy moonshiners.
By the time they get to the Snake River Canyon they’ve unwittingly brought a lightning storm to a powder keg.
Like exploitation cinema (hicksploitation?) the appeal for a novel like this is niche. There’s a reason why they don’t make movies like this anymore. You can judge Lowdown Road by its cover and know immediately if it’s for you, and I won’t judge you if it’s not. At times the story is thoughtful, as it explores the end of an era. Even when it’s absolute mayhem on the page, you have to admire the way Van Doviak keeps things from completely flying off the rails and makes every element work toward a bigger idea.
I doubt I’ll read anything else like it for a long, long time.