When Rex Stout gifted Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin to the world in 1934 one wonders if he had any idea what a perfect cocktail of ideas he’d mixed. His mystery novels are pure Americana, with distinct foreign and domestic flavors. We have Wolfe’s Eastern European and Holmsian approach complemented with Goodwin’s Sam Spade irreverence and drive. In the novella Christmas Party (Published in the February 4th 1954 issue of Collier’s– their final issue) Stout adds a dash of holiday cheer.
And the bitters of murder.
Okay, maybe I’ve taken the drink metaphor as far as it should go. It’s appropriate, though, as the murder is committed by spiking a holiday toast. But I’m getting ahead of myself. The story opens (as many often do) with Wolfe and Archie having an argument. Wolfe wants Archie to drive him to a fellow orchid enthusiast’s house to see some new specimens, and Archie objects because he already has plans. A former client, Margot Dickey, asked him to get a fake marriage license to spur her lover to propose, with her company Christmas party being the do or die moment.
Unfortunately, it’s both. Literally.
Archie waves the license in Wolfe’s face to make his point, scaring the old curmudgeon into thinking he might have to share his loyal assistant, or worse yet, allow a female to live under his roof. The matter seemingly settled, Wolfe hires a different driver for the day and Archie goes to the party. Margot tells him that their ruse worked. Her boss and now fiancee, Kurt Bottweill, tore up the document and will announce their engagement that evening.
While they talk and Santa Claus tends the bar, the rest of the cast assembles.
There’s Alfred Keirnan, the business manager; Emil Hatch, the artist; Cherry Quon, the receptionist; the widow and money behind Bottweill’s enterprise, Mrs. Perry Porter Jerome, and Leo, her son. Just before Bottweill can give the holiday toast, Kiernan runs to Bottweill’s office to get the boss’s drink of choice, Pernod, while everyone else raises a glass of champagne.
And then Bottweill drops dead.
In the mayhem that follows, Archie is unable to find the incriminating marriage license and Santa disappears. Everyone has a motive or two for wanting Bottweill dead, but since Santa disappeared down the elevator (a chimney not being available) he’s the prime suspect. After spending several hours with homicide sergeant Purley Stebbins, Archie returns to the brownstone to find Wolfe dining on roast ducklings. Wolfe asks him to retrieve a book from his room, and on it are Santa’s white gloves.
Can Wolfe discern who is naughty and who is nice before being publicly humiliated?
I probably read Christmas Party every year and it never fails to entertain. There’s a television adaptation that’s also very good, which is how I was first introduced to the story. It’s really Stout’s prose and characterizations that make the story delightful. We love seeing Wolfe squirm and the suspects’ outrageous behavior. We love Archie’s turns of phrase and frustration as he’s left in the dark.
The first person narration leaves us guessing too.
In all the chaos of the holiday season, there’s catharsis in watching a puzzle solved. By the end all the pieces fall into place and order is restored. You can read the entire story in about two hours, and while you can’t solve it before the big reveal in Wolfe’s office with all the suspects assembled, it is, as the great detective would say, “Satisfactory.”